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January 20, 2010January 20, 2010 ~ Melody Meiners ~ 2 Comments

I picked St. Johns in Creve Coeur to deliver Baby Monkey Meiners because they sell Swedish Fish (in bulk) in their gift shop.

I have to go for 10 months without fish AND beer! What do you have to say about that, Lent?
I grew two human beings in my belly. What is your superpower?

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