Me: Parties and doctors appointments are almost in the bag! I owned Boogies one-year-old birthday! I made Boogie’s first birthday my bitch! Grrrrrr! {ripping my shirt off and punching Vince McMahon in the face}
The Mister: I don’t know if you heard me ask it the other day, but what do you think about having another kid? They say two years separation is ideal.
Me: {Diamond Cutter}
Devil Horns | Melody
Mrs SmartyPants 
Five years. Maybe four. That’s my half-assed advice. 🙂
Oh, and for the record, that was a pretty awesome birthday party. You owned it.
I love your “wait until she can get her own juice box” rule, and have been leaning on that when I don’t have enough room to safely execute a cutter.