There are a lot of things that I love about parenthood… and I am not saying that sarcastically (mostly). However, if I would have known having a baby gave you so much fodder for changing the lyrics to your favorite songs I would have done this way earlier.

We also have a few Tone Loc and Salt and Peppa songs up our sleeves. Which begs the question… what was Metromix thinking when they called me Twonder Woman?