Like the responsible parents we are, we moved into an actual house with a backyard and everything once Boogie arrived. Little did we know that someone was already living there… meet our roommate, Shelob
I actually saw her, once. Shelob has a circumference probably around 2 inches… I could see the outline of her fangs from 10 steps up. There was a catydid walking along the bottom step, Shelob attacked it and ate it. The catydid screamed.