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Wherein I wax about food and nutrition

Five-Minute Freezer Upgrades

While I love to cook (and love to eat), I also love spending a relaxing evening with those who I care enough about to feed. Around my house that means having about two-three frozen entrees waiting to go in case by the time my evening rolls around fruits and vegetables aren’t the highest thing on my list that I want to chop-up.

As someone who also enjoys actually being able to enjoy what’s on my dinner place, pulling something straight from the freezer to the dinner table with a little bit of heating isn’t appealing either. My compromise? Frozen dinner upgrades. Yes, they might add a couple of steps to prep, but the ultimate time savings is well worth the taste a hybrid-homemade dinner yields.

Here are my two of my personal favorite staple freezer upgrades that make for great, quick weeknight dinners (minimal chopping required)… Continue reading

Snow Day = Cookie Day!

Snowmageddon keeps hitting St. Louis. Over and over. What to do when it looks like a small mess of people might be trapped in your house? Get them all sugared up and then it will seem at least a little bit more fun than getting stuck in a paper bag.

My first stop- allrecipes.com, my go-to site for all things baking and cooking… especially when I don’t know what I am doing. This was my first time making chocolate chip cookies, and I stumbled across a recipe that called for adding a package of vanilla pudding to the cookies. I didn’t have vanilla, but I *did* have cheesecake flavored pudding and white chocolate flavored pudding hanging out in the cabinet.

My very pregnant best friend, who was staying a few nights during a trip to St. Louis, voted for the cheesecake pudding. In her words, “Either one will be good, but if you try the cheesecake you may have something amazing.” Trust the pregnant lady when it comes to sweet inventions… she is, after all, the one dipping everything in your fridge in a tub of leftover chocolate icing (true story).

It’s too good not to share!

Sugar rushes make everything seem more fun.

It’s A Snow Day So Let’s Cram Everything Sweet in Our Mouths, Chocolate Chips Cookies (adapted from someone’s Mom’s Chocolate Chip Cookies)
Yields 24

Ingredients

1 cup butter, softened just to the point of melting
3/4 cup packed brown sugar
1/4 cup white sugar
1 (3.5 ounce) package instant cheesecake pudding mix
2 eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
2 cups semisweet chocolate chips
2 tablespoons milk

Directions

Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). In a mixing bowl, cream butter and sugars. Add pudding mix, eggs, vanilla and milk. Combine flour and baking soda. Add to creamed mixture and mix well. Fold in chocolate chips. Drop by teaspoonfuls onto ungreased baking sheets. Bake for 10 to 12 minutes or until lightly browned.

 

On Baking and Being Neighborly

The implements

In what could be a sad commentary on what it is like to be my neighbor, I recently had to ask around to make sure delivering cookies to neighbors didn’t make me look like a weirdo who wants to poison their children or someone who is is looking for an in to start peddling Amway products. The answer was a resounding no from all who responded, so I decided that baking twelve dozen cookies to disperse throughout our new ‘hood was ok, and wouldn’t put me on some neighborhood weirdo watch list.

I started the baking on Saturday night, just before Snowmageddon 2010 struck St. Louis. I got all the fixins for Gooey Butter Cookies, Chocolate Mint Cookies, Peppermint Bark, and Snickerdoodles. (All nut free recipes since I didn’t want to be the crazy lady who ruined Christmas for some unsuspecting neighbor child… who would surely take it out on Boogie in the future.)

What the neighbors may or may not have thrown in the trash

For me, the baking was the easy part. I threw on an apron and set about mixing, chopping, stirring, and finally using my pastry blender for it’s intended purpose. (It really is a handy stand-in for a potato masher.) The hard part was after I filled the tins and cut little parchment paper circles to keep the contents (which hopefully didn’t end up in the trash) fresh. I had to deliver them. The snow put a damper on car deliveries I had planned to make to close friends – they get cookies, too. And that afternoon the winds were whipping the snow all over up in here.

Finally the blizzard abated, just after the sun set and of course right when The Simpsons came on. If you know me, you know that I get really nervous about meeting new people. I put on a good act though, so when I told the Mister I would just stay in with the baby and let him do all the delivering, he balked and told me that not only was this whole thing my idea, but some random dude delivering cookies really would put us on all those watch lists. I bundled up Boogie in her snowsuit a’la Randy, made the Mister put on a pair of shoes that weren’t covered in paint, and headed out with my canvas bag of cookies. We stopped by the neighbors houses, and yes it was kinda painful since we just moved in a few months ago, but I felt really good about it after after the feeling returned to my toes. (Lesson learned: canvas tennis shoes in the snow is never a good idea.)

I had never heard of Gooey Butter cookies before, and haven’t really heard much from them since trying them the first time. I guess they are the strong silent type, or since Gooey Butter Cake is a St. Louis thing that may explain it. But I really thought it was an easy, delicious recipe… and perfect for making massive quantities for say a brunch (and yes, I am serving these at our family’s Christmas brunch). I thought it would be fun to pass along the recipe and share the gooey butter lovin’s with all of you who haven’t had the opportunity to dump my cookies in your own trash can.

Dusted and ready to eat

Gooey Butter Cookies
(yield 4 dozen)

Ingredients
1 stick sweet cream butter
1/4 tsp vanilla
1 egg
1 package yellow cake mix
1 pkg cream cheese
1 bowl powdered sugar (for dipping)

Directions: Beat butter, vanilla, egg & cream cheese until light and fluffy. Mix in dry cake mix. Cover and chill for 30 minutes. Preheat oven to 350. Lightly coat cookie sheet with cooking spray. Form 1 tsp of dough into a ball. Roll in powdered sugar until coated. Bake 12 minutes or until golden. Remove from oven and sprinkle with powdered sugar. Let cool and serve (they are especially good when served cold from the fridge).

I would be happy to send along the other recipes if you are interested as well. Just drop me an email!

What’d You Do With Your Turkey Leftovers? I BBQ’d Mine

Why did the turkey makers say on their package that an 18lb bird would only feed 10 people? It was lies I tell ya. All lies.

When my dinner for 12 ended up becoming one for 13 that damned package had me worried there wouldn’t be enough. However, those big fat liars, there was definitely enough… and there was more than a pound of turkey meat left over.

Starting with the turkey, I brined it over night, and then rubbed greek seasoning, two sticks of butter, and bread crumbs between the skin and meat before roasting. I also rubbed the outside with butter, put it in one of those cooking bags, and left it alone while it roasted. The meat tasted awesome-sauce, and to my knowledge no one became violently ill in the wake of eating it.

Being as it was my first Thanksgiving, and the turkey makers lied to me, I wasn’t prepared for what to do with the leftovers. It forced me to get creative because you can only eat so many turkey sandwiches before you get tired of slipping into a food coma after lunch. Here’s what I whipped up:

BBQ Leftover Turkey Sandwiches

Ingredients

  • 1+ pounds of turkey, off the bone and skin off
  • 1/2 can rootbeer
  • 1 tbsp liquid smoke
  • About 1/2 cup chicken stock
  • 1 bottle Sweet Baby Rays

Directions

  • Combine leftover turkey, rootbeer, liquid smoke, chicken stock, and BBQ sauce in slow cooker.
  • Cook for four hours on high.
  • Invite friends and family over to eat and watch the football game.
  • Serve with buns and beer.

I seriously am in love with this slow cooker BBQ recipe, and if you happen to try this and don’t like it, well, then I just don’t think I can know you.

Remember that one day, with the M&M’s…

I am not a proponent of bans. Like unwritten rules, I think they suck and I generally break them without realizing it, yet with what would appear to be fierce determination. However, like allowing your dog to snuggle with you on the couch when your husband isn’t around (not that I do that…), exceptions have to be made. Someone should invent a device that bans me from watching anything that has the words ‘live’ coupled with ‘birth’ in the title on the interwebs, and this device should also prevent me from taking in food-related media of any type; including, but not limited to, commercials, sales catalogues and the occasional, random program where food plays a bit part. They can create an iPhone application that takes the guess work out of gag-worthy-diaper versus bobbie-time wails, but this device doesn’t yet exist. Thus came to be what I will always remember as the, this-is-what-it’s-like-to-be-knocked-up M&M meltdown:

Every pregnancy has one- a hormonal moment that makes absolutely no sense to the Baby-Bearer and the Baby-Daddy. Mine came at around 11pm one cold, rainy, Thursday evening. The Mister and I had settled in to watch a DVR’d episode of The Office, which has sadly disappointed this season, but I digress… As the episode rolled to a close, Kevin was sitting behind a gigantic glass jar filled with multicolored M&M’s, popping those suckers in his mouth and taunting my pregnant taste-buds.

I was struck by a hunger, a hunger that could only be quenched by blue, dark chocolate M&M’s.

Having reserved the pregnancy card for just such an occasion, I asked The Mister if he would run to the drug store (a two-minute car trip, five minutes by foot) to get me a pack of M&M’s. Being a sane human being (albeit one who is not too familiar with pregnancy hormones), he, of course, told me no. I burst into tears- literally. I sat there crying like my best friend had just moved to Disney World with her pet unicorn and left no forwarding address. I knew it was crazy- and I even apologized through my sobs, owning up to the That girl ain’t right-ness of the situation, as he asked in shock if I was really crying over candy. But, he quickly changed that no to a yes and headed up to get the goods.

Please note: at this point I was in complete shock and amazement at myself, and hadn’t had time to offer details about the inexplicable bearing color had in this situation…

The tears had dried just before The Mister got home with not just one, but two industrial-sized bags of M&M’s. As much as I tried to hide it, there must have been something on my face that told him that there was a problem. He asked me simply, cautiously and sternly what was wrong as he handed me the bags of almond and regular chocolate M&M’s in festive, Christmas red and green candy shells.

I had no choice but to admit that I had wanted blue ones…

That was then, and I am at 25 weeks now. I haven’t been craving dirt, chalk or even pickles dipped in ice cream. There was something about those bright-blue M&Ms that sang from that giant glass jar like a siren that night, and just that one night. I remember back in school the kids all saying the green M&M’s make you horny (how do kids comes up with that crap?!). I wonder if anyone knows that the blue ones make you go all pregnancy mental?